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Kind hearted, humorous, determined, down to earth man. Looking for my soul mate. I am a single dad raising my children that live with me. I enjoy family time and look forward to finding the woman here that will be with us together as a family.

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Hello there friends and lovers! I'm a very outgoing, friendly person who likes to have fun. I live lfe to the fullest, I'm always happy and ready to take on what lies ahead. I love to meet and talk to new people. I'm caring, creative, intelligent, patient, funny, polite, and a great friend to have! I'm also a big guy, I'm over six foot tall and bigger than your average american. I enjoy a lot of things including cooking, writing, reading, going out with friends, taking road trips, and learning new things. I'm currently trying to learn japanese myself, and boy is it tough! Music is a big part of my life! I'm a fan of most music, but I pretty much listen to metal, punk, alternative, and rockabilly. I have a huge music collection that is still growing. I love to go to concerts and local bars to catch bands too. I can play a little bit of guitar and bass, but its been awhile since I've played on either. I'm also a big fan of movies as well. I love horror, comedy, action, and classic films. Anything you would like to know, just ask!

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT message first. If I view your profile and don't send a message, it's not because I'm uninterested. I am just tired of being ignored or putting in so much effort, only to receive "hi" in response. Before you get started, I'm going to warn you that this profile is LONG. If you don't have the attention span or don't find me attractive enough to care, then just move on. Voice recording for those interested: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BhBDpLuOwd I like to compare myself to the 12th Doctor from Doctor Who; spontaneous, charming and ludicrous with a dash of whimsy and wit. However, before I sugarcoat myself to whomever may read this; allow me to tell you a bit about another part of me. The part that no one likes to describe. The part that most people omit from their self-summaries because they’re too afraid of what people might think. Personally, I don’t care what people think. Everyone judges. It’s a way of life. It’s how we make friends and lovers. The question I ask myself when meeting new people is, “are they a monarch, or are they a viceroy?” I know what you’re asking yourself, “What the fuck is he talking about? Is he talking about butterflies? WHAT A FUCKING WEIRDO!” I am talking about butterflies, and with good reason. Both butterflies are nearly IDENTICAL. The only real difference is the monarch is poisonous. What does this have to do with dating? Well, most people are identical. Not in looks, but in personality. The reason the viceroy survives and avoids predators, is because it looks like the monarch, which happens to be poisonous. Do I risk the chance of being poisoned? Or do I continue down the path less traveled? Most of the time, I risk being poisoned. Why? Because I’m stupid. I’m gullible. I’m addicted to that feeling of meeting someone new. My strengths are great, but my faults are greater. They never overcome me, but they are still a part of what makes me, me. I lose interest quickly if I don’t feel that initial spark. I’m quite picky when it comes to meeting new people. It’s never about looks, however. Most of the time, I find that when someone isn’t interested in you, they don’t ask questions. They don’t keep the conversation going. They just talk about themselves, and that’s it. I can be needy and clingy, but only with someone I really like. Meeting someone you instantly click with is so rare. You have to wane through the duds, finding the sharpest needle in the needle stack, so when I find that person; I tend to want more. I need more. It’s as if I’ve taken a dose of heroin, and I just need another fix. I am jealous at times. Being insecure all of my teenage life, and hating the male gender will do that to a man. I can be very egocentric and proud. I can be selfish and cynical. I am the most arrogant prick in the world. See? What an ego! Why am I saying all of this? Why ruin my chances to find someone on this website? Well, that’s easy. I’ve been here for over a year, on and off. I have met at least 40 women. We talked, had a good time, and then…the connection died. Whether they disappeared because they met someone new, or they just became disinterested. Whether they just weren’t my type in general…it always ended. I am writing about all of this negative stuff, because I want people to see a side of me that most would mask and hide. THIS is who I am. A picky narcissist with a massive self-centered ego. Now, if you’re still reading, you’ll discover that’s not all I am. I have plenty of good sides. I am a walking contradiction, because even though I can be all of those things that I mentioned; I can also be kind. Incredibly kind. I care greatly and deeply, and I love just the same. I’m generous, but I don’t believe in boasting about my acts of generosity. I’m humble. When my pride isn’t in full douche mode, I can always admit when I’m wrong. I will always put someone else’s emotional need before mine. I will always attempt to right a wrong. I can be quite funny. I love making people laugh, and I love hearing a smile in someone’s voice. Whether it’s by doing a ridiculous accent, or by being witty in general; making someone happy means the world to me. I’m always honest, as you can tell. I try not to lie about who I am, or things I’ve been through. I want someone to want me for who I am, not who they want me to be. Not who they think I am. I’m loyal to the highest degree. I have never and will never betray a single soul on this Earth. I love my friends, my family and whomever may enter my life. I’m intelligent when I want to be. I use big, fancy words and incredible diction. I try to sound smart, but the truth is; I’m just average. If your eyes are still scanning my page, congratulations. You’ve made it to the end. My name is Louis. I was born and raised in New Jersey, and I hate it here. There’s nothing more boring than a state where the governor is more obese than Jabba the Hut. I’m beginning to suspect he may very well have been the inspiration. I’m in love with Dean Winchester and Oliver Queen. If I were gay, I would purposely drop things in front of them. I’ve been told my voice is quite attractive. I’ve been likened to many celebrities. Diego Luna, Kit Harrington and some Filipino actor whose name I can’t spell. I don’t think any of them are true. I kind of look like Danny Avidan from Game Grumps, minus the frilly Jewish hair, and physique of a skeleton. I range from handsome to homeless when it comes to my appearance. I’m also curvy, so if that’s a turn-off, then you should do me a favor and turn away. I am a writer. As you may have noticed, I love to write. I also love to read. I’m a homebody, so staying home after work is my specialty. I do socialize with friends, and I definitely go out, but there’s nothing better than staying home with a hot cup of tea and reading (or writing). I wish I could continue, but I have written way more than enough. If you want to talk to me, then please. Message me. I’m extraordinarily nice, unless you give me a reason not to be. Take a chance. I promise, I’ll be your Doctor Disco.

I'm a musician, playing in two different bands as well as the college concert band. I am studying to become a history professor and currently work for CVS. I love to go to the beach and walk through the woods. I also enjoy traveling and random advent

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Also that profile pic is like 3 years ago. The one in the sweater is like 2 weeks ago. Anyways: The first names Tyler, and you can kick it with me. I use the same username. I recently added some tattoos and got my tongue pierced. So if you have your

let's talk !!

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I am a white American,45,college grad,5'7",brown hair and eyes. I don't smoke or drink,I like all sports,and believe the Philippines is a nice place. I am calm and respectful of all types of people.

I am easy going, creative, friendly. I can strike up a conversation with anyone I meet. I tend to take others as they are, not what others tell me they should be. I like to see the world through my eyes. I like the outdoors, writing, photography. And as a photographer tend to visit natural settings/places that most people ignore or are afraid to explore.

I'm a creative individual, with some published works, photographer, writer and someone who likes to tinker. I look on the funny side of things. try and keep things positive. Family is important to me, but also freedom to explore. I like to learn new